Agreen ~ Miss New Zealand

話說洪阿綠央請朋友寄送鳳梨酥及豬肉乾到學校
189 Hardy Street, Nelson, New Zealand
昨ㄦ包裹寄達
昨晚獨自喀掉四個鳳梨酥....真是人間美味啊

看樣子洪阿綠應該會在短短兩個星期內嗑掉24個鳳梨酥

各位親朋好友如果要寄東西以慰阿綠思鄉之情
歡迎基隆李鵠鳳梨酥或台中義順鳳梨酥

如果有其它好料的....當然也歡迎囉........哈哈..................

消失的三大包豬肉乾
取而代之的是一封信

Dear Yuan Hung,

A Pacel - mail sent to you from name, address not in english, Taiwan has had the above goods detained because they do not meet the requirements of the Biosecurity Act 1993.

In order to fulfil the requirements of this Act, the following options apply to the goods.

1. Return to sender (please supply the correct name and return address in English) at a cost to you of $70.81
Please make cheques payable to: Auckland - MAFQS International Mail Centre 
OR

2. Destruction at no cost

Please complete the lower portion by circling your perferred option, signing and dating it, then detaching and forwarding with payment where indicated. If you do not reply or contact this office within 28 days, the goods may be destroyed against your wishes.

喔....可憐的豬肉乾